Kitty Kittara: the Candy Shorts catgirl series, reviewed

Kitty Kittara Candy Shorts is a love story with ears. Kittara, 19, is a bubbly, affectionate catgirl who has finally got her long-distance boyfriend home, and she is not wasting a second. Episode 1 is one cozy morning: she wakes him up for petting, serves breakfast, asks him to feed her too, and gets suspicious when his phone buzzes. Then he tells her about the scholarship he mentioned before. He got it, and he has to leave. Her answer is to shut herself behind a door while he pleads from the other side. Episode 2 is the goodbye: he’s short with her about the cat act, she says she only does it because he likes it, and she asks to keep something that smells like him. Candy tags it Nympho, but the free part is tender, comic and only lightly suggestive.

This is the odd one out. Instead of a taboo triangle it’s a long-distance romance with a tail, and the comedy comes from Kittara’s total commitment: the begging to be petted, the breakfast, the jealousy over a text. The sweet-and-sad turn at the scholarship is better than it has any right to be in 86 seconds. (I have never seen a breakfast made with such devotion, and I have never made one myself.) The risk is expectations. For a Nympho-tagged series the free episodes are gentle, so if you came for escalation, it isn’t here yet.

Episode 1 (86 seconds) is a cozy morning that turns sad: petting, breakfast, jealousy over a text, and the news of the scholarship, ending with Kittara behind a closed door. Episode 2 (80 seconds) is the goodbye: a tense moment over the cat act, a keepsake that smells like him, and a thousand-kiss wish. It ends on a promise to make him happy from far away, with a meow. Affectionate, never explicit.

Episodes 3, 4 and 5 are locked: three episodes at 12 tokens each, 36 tokens to finish, leaving 64 of Premium’s 100 monthly tokens. You need Premium to unlock, and unlocked episodes are yours forever, no ads. Candy flags all three as New, and the series ends in a chat with Kittara, which suits a story about distance, since the conversation can carry on after the credits.

A sweet, offbeat long-distance story that does emotion better than most of its neighbors and escalation less. If you want tenderness with some playful flirting, the free pair is a pleasant two and a half minutes. Finishing costs 36 tokens; start with episodes 1 and 2 and see whether Kittara’s goodbye gets to you.