What The Nuns Took Me In is about
The Nuns Took Me In Candy Shorts begins with a storm and a wrong turn. You’re lost in the woods, soaked to the skin, and the only light is a remote chapel, where two nuns answer the door with slightly too much enthusiasm. One says they’ll take you in; the other quickly translates that to mean you’re safe, and then they offer to get you out of those wet clothes and into a gown. Dinner follows, with a confession that no man has stayed there in three years and eight months and a prayer list (world peace, obviously) that ends with an apology for what they have planned for you tonight. It’s a comedy of manners with a Taboo tag, played for laughs and not for shock. Every character is a fictional adult, the free episodes stay playful and suggestive, and Candy attaches a lead profile named Darkangel666, 23, for the chat at the end.
Why it works (and where it doesn’t)
This is the funniest premise in the batch because the nuns commit to the bit. The writing leans on the gap between what they say and what they mean, and the dinner-table prayer list that closes with a mild apology for tonight’s plans is the best joke in two minutes. Episode 2 adds a rivalry between the sisters, which gives the story a clock: someone has to get there first. The weak side is the ceiling. It’s a one-joke setup, and the free pair spends most of the good ones. (I’ve sat through longer sermons with fewer laughs.) At 12 tokens an episode, it’s the kind of series you’ll finish if the first two make you grin.
The free episodes
Episode 1 (60 seconds) is the arrival: a stranded traveler, a chapel, one sister who answers with “Oh, we’ll take you in all right,” a dry-clothes gown and a dinner where they admit how long it’s been since a man stayed. Episode 2 (61 seconds) is bedtime: an offer to ring the bell for anything, a regrettable coffee and a late-night dash in which one sister races the other. Funny and suggestive, and the free episodes stay well short of explicit.
After the paywall
Episodes 3, 4 and 5 are locked: 3 × 12 = 36 tokens to finish. You need Premium, which includes 100 tokens a month, so the whole series fits with 64 left, enough for another one. Unlocked episodes are yours forever, no ads. The series ends in a chat with the lead profile, so the story continues in conversation. What happens once the sisters stop hinting is exactly what the token wall is for.
Watch it if…
- ✓ Fans of comedy with their flirtation
- ✓ Viewers who like a two-woman rivalry
- ✓ Anyone who enjoys a storm-shelter setup
- ✓ People who like a slow, funny build
Skip it if…
- ✕ Religious settings feel off-limits to you
- ✕ You want one serious love story
- ✕ One-joke premises wear thin for you
Verdict
A comic, well-timed take on a classic stranded-stranger setup, with two sisters who each want the lead role. Finishing costs 36 tokens, inside a single month of Premium. If the prayer list in episode 1 makes you laugh, episode 2’s late-night race will probably do the rest. Start with the free pair.
